Read an Exclusive Excerpt of THE DAY JOB SURVIVAL HANDBOOK

So. You’re about to embark on the thrilling adventure of white-collar life: endless emails, relentless calendar invites, terrible coffee, and mind games with co-workers and superiors. That’s where The Day Job Survival Handbook comes in. Having slogged through a parade of fluorescent-lit, khaki-coated, office park jobs himself, Matt Visconage of The Onion and UCB has written the guide to help you navigate those countless office absurdities and indignities.

But let’s say you can’t be saved… and you’re about to get fired. The Day Job Survival Handbook covers that contingency, too. Check out this GETTING FIRED BINGO card, an exclusive excerpt from Matt Visconage’s The Day Job Survival Handbook — just in time for Labor Day, cog!

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