Read an Exclusive Excerpt of THE DAY JOB SURVIVAL HANDBOOK

So. You’re about to embark on the thrilling adventure of white-collar life: endless emails, relentless calendar invites, terrible coffee, and mind games with co-workers and superiors. That’s where The Day Job Survival Handbook comes in. Having slogged through a parade of fluorescent-lit, khaki-coated, office park jobs himself, Matt Visconage of The Onion and UCB has written the guide to help you navigate those countless office absurdities and indignities.

But let’s say you can’t be saved… and you’re about to get fired. The Day Job Survival Handbook covers that contingency, too. Check out this GETTING FIRED BINGO card, an exclusive excerpt from Matt Visconage’s The Day Job Survival Handbook — just in time for Labor Day, cog!

Have the bandwidth for more The Day Job Survival Handbook? Well, circle back over to Amazon or Humorist Shop and they’ll get those papers over to you ASAP.

 

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The Humorist Books Father’s Day 2025 Gift Guide

What do dads (fathers, if you’re fancy) love? Jokes. Comedy. Silly stuff. Being dads. Their cute little interests. We happen to specialize in those very things here at Humorist Books, and we’ve got great Father’s Day gifts at the ready for most any kind of dad… like your dad!
For the history buff dad:
People of the Titanic, by Shawn Carlow
For the dad who loves being a dad:
Langley Powell and the Society for the Defense of the Mundane, by Jeff Giles
For the storytelling dad:
Walker, by Sam Pasternack
For the brainy dad:
The Vowels of the Earth, by Matthew David Brozik
For the adventerous dad:
The Lobster Heist, by Erin McLaughlin
For the literary dad:
Limerature 101, by Lance Hansen
For the lone wolf dad:
Community Pool, by Keith James
For the political dad:
Red Tie, Blue Tie, by Gary M. Almeter and Reese Cassard
For the old dad:
How to Be an Old Person, by Brian Boone
For the travel dad:
What Am I Doing Here? by Mike Reiss