6 Important Writerly Questions with Brian Dunn (“Sleep, Little One”)

Just out from Humorist Books: Sleep, Little One: Bedtime Tales for Tiny Troublemakers. With the dark, realistic, and audacious storytelling of Brian Dunn and the whimsical and haunting illustrations of Lucy Mara Budd, this compendium of frank and honest bedtime stories won’t do much to crush your kid’s anxiety, but it will make everyone involved laugh. Here’s Brian Dunn to explain himself.

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1. Who are you? What are you doing here?

I’m a somewhat nifty guy living and writing in Phoenix, Arizona. I’m here because my new book, Sleep, Little One: Bedtime Tales for Tiny Troublemakers, is a hilarious send-up of children’s bedtime stories featuring gorgeous illustrations by the talented Lucy Budd. Think of this subversive book as the unholy offspring of Lemony Snicket and Edward Gorey. You’d be wise to purchase numerous copies as quickly as you can before children’s advocacy groups ban its sale.

2. Since “Where do you get your ideas?” is a terrible question, what made you want to write this book?

I have to push back on this because I believe “Where do you get your ideas?” is a terrific question, and it’s one I’m delighted to answer here. While I shan’t, for obvious reasons, divulge my exact recipe for creativity, suffice it to say its ingredients include—but aren’t limited to—banana smoothies, Japanese whisky, and crushed yellowjackets. Oh, and chicken entrails. Lots of chicken entrails.

3. How did you keepwriting this book?

See my crushed yellowjackets comment above.

4. Who is this book for, anyway?

Sleep, Little One is a book for any parent harboring a moderate dislike for their child. Also, for children intent on turbocharging their anxiety. Also, for the childless. Most of all, it’s for you.

5. Any darlings you had to kill?

No, they all made it through the gauntlet and onto the printed page.

6. What are you working on now?

A musical comedy based on the movie Midnight Express commissioned by the Phoenix Youth Theatre Company and set to debut next summer.

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Sleep, Little One: Bedtime Tales for Tiny Troublemakers is available now from Humorist Books.

Read an Exclusive Excerpt of “Sleep, Little One” by Brian Dunn

From Sleep, Little One: Bedtime Tales for Tiny Troublemakers by Brian Dunn, with illustrations by Lucy Mara Budd, here’s a story that won’t relieve little ones’ rightful and righteous anxiety whatsoever: “Thwart the Greedy Gut She-Devil.”

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Bet you like candy. Most kids do. It’s fun to eat sweet things once in a while, like when you go out for ice cream after a Little League baseball game or a mediocre choir performance. Or maybe your mom doesn’t want you asking a lot of questions, like why she and her new boyfriend nap so long on the weekends with the door locked, so she bakes you your very own red velvet cake with cream cheese icing.

But one thing you can’t do is shove ice cream and cookies and candy down your gullet—that’s a fancy word for throat—until your stomach almost bursts. (You’re not a goose in a foie gras factory, after all.) If you can’t control how many sweets you eat, you have what we call a greedy gut. And if you have a greedy gut, you’ll soon meet the sworn enemy of greedy-gutted children everywhere: the Greedy Gut She-Devil.

  The Greedy Gut She-Devil does her work in the deepest depths of your bowels. If you eat too much candy, she’ll poke you in your belly—hard! Then your tummy will emit a low, long rumble. You’ll suddenly feel like you’ve ridden a roller coaster four trillion times. But this ride wasn’t built for fun.

As the sounds coming from your belly grow louder, anyone near you will think there’s an angry elephant rampaging through your stomach. Then the cramps will start. Oh, you’ve never felt such pain. It’s like your insides are twisting themselves into an origami crane. You might actually poop your pants, and everyone forever call you “Señor Poopy Pants” or “Squishy McBritches” or “Skidmarks McGee.”

Luckily, the Greedy Gut She-Devil goes away after only 24 to 48 hours. The Greedy Gut She-Devil is awful, but she serves a noble purpose: to prevent candy-loving kids from contracting type 2 diabetes so they have to inject their enormous bellies with fresh, sweet insulin. Know when to stop eating sweets and the Greedy Gut She-Devil will never have to twist your innards.

 

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Sleep, Little One: Bedtime Tales for Tiny Troublemakers is available now from Humorist Books.

Read an Exclusive Excerpt of THE DAY JOB SURVIVAL HANDBOOK

So. You’re about to embark on the thrilling adventure of white-collar life: endless emails, relentless calendar invites, terrible coffee, and mind games with co-workers and superiors. That’s where The Day Job Survival Handbook comes in. Having slogged through a parade of fluorescent-lit, khaki-coated, office park jobs himself, Matt Visconage of The Onion and UCB has written the guide to help you navigate those countless office absurdities and indignities.

But let’s say you can’t be saved… and you’re about to get fired. The Day Job Survival Handbook covers that contingency, too. Check out this GETTING FIRED BINGO card, an exclusive excerpt from Matt Visconage’s The Day Job Survival Handbook — just in time for Labor Day, cog!

Have the bandwidth for more The Day Job Survival Handbook? Well, circle back over to Amazon or Humorist Shop and they’ll get those papers over to you ASAP.

 

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